I like to derez my nutrition units in to my poly-oral vortex too.

OneNote is free and multiplatform, with the exception of the full Office app, which IMO is overkill. You also have the webapp available with notes stored in Skydrive.

I just got one last week, I was sick of plasticky Samsung Android phones and couldn't wait for TMo to get the iPhone5. It is the best phone I have owned yet. I am very impressed with Windows Phone 8 and the quality of construction is top notch. The app selection on Windows Phone isn't as bad as I feared. Hell, it's…

I haven't yet read Carrion Comfort. It's on the list though!

hmm...The Terror is excellent, but if I were to choose a Simmons novel for a list like this, it would definitely be Song of Kali instead. Being an earlier work, it is also much more concise than Simmons' more recent shelf-benders.

Yeah, they were pretty corny. But I would watch it as a TV show.

longcat is unimpressed

To be specific, these are nutria, not your common rat.

I feel like an old man with his first computer. I have no fucking clue what is going on here. Unlike that old man, I have very little interest in figuring out what is going on. On the other hand, like that old man, I will rant about my confusion. Now where are my stamps? I've got an angry letter to write...

yep!

Hey, he's in Datavision, it would've been funnier if the bit had worked out like an actual Datavision visit:

Actually, he needs to go back in time and go to a Schwegmann's in New Orleans. All I gotta say is a bar in the grocery store = best idea ever.

LOL METAIRIE GUMBO KATRINA DIRTY RICE

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