gildedsplinters
gildedsplinters
gildedsplinters

A protest vote. You know, like voting third party because Bernie didn’t get the nomination...

“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”

I want to know if it’s all her real hair and how long it took to do and how much hairspray is holding it in place.

That's some impressive hairdo on the chick behind him.

Because this sandwich has “New York Values,” if you get my drift.

Ehhh, I dunno, I’m still unconvinced. Listen, De Niro is in some of my favorite movies of all time (like Goodfellas!), so I feel like I should be listening to his opinion. Right?

this is literally the only time I’m gonna be able to use this:

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

#WhiteLivesCantJump

actually two things that would rest heavily on you

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

That’s from the Department of Redundancy Department, Jr.

I truly appreciate how in touch these guys seem to be. Worrying about someone else's embarrassment while they are struggling through a difficult time makes me believe they understand how vulnerable someone can feel through those extremely stressful times. I'm glad humanity still exists and that people can still

what if we’re all faceless men

Look how happy she is that she can express her anger via temperature: