New York created him, but the South had the lion’s share of making him president.

We’re Canada’s taint, at any rate.

He is doing significant permanent damage to us abroad as well. Other countries saw us follow up Bush’s idiocy with Obama, and it showed we could be serious adults again, then we now put an even bigger idiot in charge. Every country will no longer trust us no matter how capable the next president may be because they…

You don’t want a civil war.

Oh, yeah, totally. Lincoln’s biggest mistake was wanting the South re-integrated into the Union and his unwillingness to punish those damn traitors, because he thought they were beaten down enough (Ha!) After he died, we should at least have kept reconstruction going forever at the point of a gun but Northerners were…

It would have been immoral to split off into two countries pre-Civil War because it would have meant that the South would still have slavery today. But now...now nothing should stop us from going our own way. Hell, we might be better off as five distinct countries, one in the Northeast, one on the West Coast one in…

Don’t worry, we won’t hold him against you - you’re always welcome. Although I know a lot of us have stopped travelling to the US since that Very Bad Thing happened down there.

Trudeau obviously knew he was full of shit; in fact, most Canadians know he’s full of shit on this - Canadian media have been covering it ever since 45* started spouting off about the imaginary trade deficit during the campaign. No biggie, just the idiot being the idiot.

Because of course he did.

Oh he worked for Reagan? At least he has experience advising a doddering old racist bitch.

At first, I kept thinking she looks like a middle-school librarian. But the more I look at her, the more I get the “Hello fellow humans, I am one of you. Would you please pass a bowl of brains?” While thinking, “Yes, I am passing as one of them. I will devour their children during their nightly unconscious period.”

The term genius gets thrown around a bit too much these days.... but that is brilliant! Too funny. :)

She looks like a bitter, aged Darlene from Roseanne.

She’s basically Dolores Umbridge.

Dr Rudmilla Kropotkin

She gives off serious Nurse Ratched vibes.

Agreed... what I find scariest is that at the same time she looks like a home ec teacher whose wearing her sassy new blouse project to school.

Every one of these assholes he picks looks like a Bond villain at the Munitions Superconference in Banff.

Well this isn’t suspicious in the least.