a bunch of pissed off liberals (preferably non-white liberals) start paramilitary training in upstate NY.

And no one even died in this case, let alone 17 students and teachers in a school, or 58 at concert, or X at Y in a few months

The pens are oversized for his hands.

The White House’s official proposal would fund firearms training programs for school staff and strengthen criminal background and mental health checks.

He uses Sharpies because he heard crayons are “unpresidential.”

The scribble is oversized, not the pen with which he wrote it. 

Say what you want, Kim played Trump like a Super Mario 64 speedrun. First he makes Trump looks like a dangerous loose cannon, then he gets goodwill by initiating dialogue with the South Koreans. We’re really lucky the South Koreans like us so much, enough for them to insist we get in on the negotiations.

“Dotard” is the perfect word to describe him. It’s not a word in common usage, but it’s not archaic.

“Wait, so you can bang a hooker in this game? I’m listening.....”

He’s not running FROM the bird. He’s running TOWARDS an unseen schoolbus that is both engulfed in flames and full of orphans and kittens.

Someone told him the cartels were involved in the Meth game and it’s really hard to source 1940s era German amphetamines these days?

babies and animals adore him.

This guy was hella brave in Vietnam.

perfect

thank you sir/ma’am - that never gets old.

To be fair he thought it was lunging at his delicious taco salad he was about to eat.

^^^^^^all the stars!!

Hey did anybody see how the Lardass in Chief was saying he would totally run into a school that was being shot up? Bwahahahahaha!

He’s just terrified of taking anyone’s freedom ... obviously.

courage