Is that a true fact?

Right, but see, I am just pretending to say what Kellyane says everytime someone asks her a question.

Thank you!

 My first worst case prediction was that he’d kill us all in nuclear hell fire within hours of getting his hands on the football, so, relative to that, things are going great!

The ghosts of Reagan and Roosevelt can go talk to Kellyane who I am quoting, almost verbatim. 

That’s just what Kellyane says in response to every question.

Thanks!

How do you do that? I want to do that.

Oh. The humanity.

Nazi Barbie needs to go down in flames like the Hindenburg.

The real story here is that Donald Trump won the election with 306 electoral votes. More than any other president in history. Period.

Oh, you like tattoo’s do ya? I think, ala Inglorious Basterds, we should force these motherfuckers to tattoo TRUMP on their foreheads so that when this all is remembered as the national disgrace that it is they can’t just throw out their Trump shirts and pretend like they voted for Hillary.

Did he grab her by the pussy?

So basically, just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse . . . .

All these motherfuckers are traitors.

You can see Trudeau even makes Trump reach out further than he would like. He’s like, “I am hot and can punch you in the face if need be”.

Wait, I thought the War on Women was over.

I read, on twitter, of course, that this guy wasn’t even allowed to appear in his children’s wedding pictures.

Yeah, good points all, but realistically, isn’t the biggest problem we all face is that Rick, the nuclear football guy, is just hanging around Mar-a-Lago with a device that literally allows Donald Trump to completely eradicate humanity whenever he feels like it?

Is it OK to show a picture of the nuclear football guy and give out his name? Isn’t that sort of information strictly classified?