Hey, it’s not like any of this matters anyway - anyone who wants to (ISIS, for instance) has already hacked President Rump’s phone and is using it as an always-on listening machine.

AAAnnnnd Scene!

The only problem with that, of course, is that any AI worth it’s salt would immediately recognize that humans are bad and dumb and dangerous and rightly decide to eliminate the majority of us and stick the remainders in a zoo.

Like I said.

Then you better stop using idiot, moron, and imbecile, too. Just saying.

Yeah, if only she had reached out to Putin and told him she wanted to drop the sanctions, too!

Telling this dummy that her crackpot ideas are not welcome here. Putting their bodies on the line for the rest of us.

For starters, spending more money. What do you think Russian operative?

Yeah, I loved that type, type, woosh.

What we really need is an asexual robot for president.

Me too.

Just a thought . . . .

Fuck yeah! American Heroes All!

Luckily it gets crazier every day!

CAPSLOCK?

Fuck no. Not even in jest and with a burner account would I be willing to pretend that I would ever vote for President Ratings Machine. It’s great that some Trumpsters are coing to their senses, TWO MONTHS FUCKING LATE!!!!!!

Burning . . .

Good. I hope this motherfucking scumbag was crying when he got home.

So now that their god-king has spoken will Republicans finally shut the fuck up about running government like a business? Rhetorical question, don’t answer that.

As soon as Trump announced, I said, with trepidation, “Donald is the president America deserves.” We certainly do deserve a karmic kick in the nuts.