Yes, Melania, your husband wants to bring America back to where it was before...back to slavery times and the Jim Crow era.

Melania is just as evil as trump is, she just hides behind the “dumb model” act because it easily gets her off the hook most times.

Bullies are always the biggest victim in their own narratives.

I will never forget:

Guys, it’s not Patriots fans who suck. It’s people from Massachusetts. 

He ought to be slapped, period. 

My man, if you stare down your receiver like that on the street, you’re going to get slapped with a goddamn restraining order.

The only acceptable instance of food-related ballpark violence:

Hey, but La Liga’s trying to schedule a Barça match in Miami so they can grow the sport!

What's really impressive is he did this in the fornals. 

I’M BATE’N!

I’m a long-suffering Bears fan. I can say honestly that without Mack, we would almost certainly be 0-3. Instead we are 2-1 and in first place for the first time in a million years. This dude is a force of nature, and watching him destroy opposing offenses is a wondrous thing to behold.

“Khalil Mack, I LOVE This guy”

“Mack may have been li’l, but his impact on this town, and the opposing offense, was anything but li’l.”

After Gruden gets fired, ESPN really needs to hire him back to do weekly pieces where he sits down with young pass rushers and just watch Mack tape.

With a Filet-O-Fish thrown in for good measure.

I prefer Khawhopper.

More like Khabig Mack, amirite? 

Boy will Gruden be red in the face when he reads this