That’s the Pull of the Taco Gods, my friend

The only thing I regret this year is not being able to give this all the stars it deserves

That’s literally just yank it and crank it - like he’s a Thrower and not a Pitcher.  Still would pay good money to watch him crank it.  And I’d also pay good money to watch him pitch.

TRUTH

“Sex Pervert” should have two t’s or a dollar sign for the S

Everybody reads jeffvanhungry’s comments in Ron Burgundy’s voice, right?

dick-puppy was my nickname in high school

I can close my eyes and hear my neighbor who bumps merengue while he does his lawn. It’s freaking uncanny.

Cocaine does lines of MICHAEL SHANNON

THIS COMMENT - as a child of the 80's I thought the 90's were pretty badass and the 2000's were pretty great. Being afraid of AIDS, cancer and Russian nukes is what I mostly remember from my 80's childhood.

As one who really enjoyed the book and is in the target demographic you are right - they should have pulled back just a little on the marketing and not tried to have hit EVERY possible beat - it really sets up the ______ _____ battle as obvious and not the surprise it was in the book.

This comment didn’t get the 1000 stars it deserved

Yes Yes - please more comments. I am harvesting all of this so I can create some brocaine

Bro, that just blew my mind bro - it has re-conceptualized the dynamic of my reality

Gently scraping the sweat off of Michael Shannon and leaving it to dry in the sun is HOW COCAINE IS MADE

TJ Jagodowski and Dave Pasquesi are partners in this police thriller I’m writing that’s set in Chicago. They are going to take down the corrupt Mayor or die trying!

That’s a nice profile picture of a young Sam Elliott

Gaddamn - that is some harrowing ass shit! Gonna shit white tonight

Blake Fucking Bortles - no one’s BFB

I seriously can’t decide what is worse these days - adamant Trump supporters or adamant Flat Earthers. I get Republicans who want Republican things like tax breaks for the wealthy but fiercely fending Trump’s actual behavior is brutally difficult at his point.