I’m so conflicted. On one hand, I’m loving Comey’s takedowns. On the other, I’m tired of his sanctimonious vibe and essentially tipping the election because he assumed Hillary was going to win.

Well it all depends on whether or not Odell has found Jesus again. If he has allowed the Lord Jesus Christ to be his life, given up the instagam prostitutes, the WEEDS, the SIN, then you pay the man what he is worth in the eyes of the son of god, roughly $19 million a year guaranteed.

It would be lunacy not to assume he’s going to come back down to earth sooner rather than later, but holy shit this is unreal. As a child, there were three things I always dreamed of seeing before I died:

I first read this as “sick neckfolds”

Sick necklace, brah

And?

His choice, plenty of NL teams wanted him. Also his salary was limited by MLB rule.

Who is this even directed toward? I’ve never seen anything but fascination for this dude.

A little boy could have homered off a pitch that fat, man.

Solid logic

She gave me a choice between that one and one with a bulldog wearing a baseball cap, and I’ve never liked when cap logos wear caps so it was kind of a no brainer.

BINGHAMTON

The weirdest “This is Sportscenter” commercial ever, when the man on the toilet is revealed to be the Nittany Lion mascot.  

Now, I didn’t watch the video with sound on, but what the hell could ESPN possibly want to do with that video?

This Sandusky story just won’t die.

The dreaded Black Guy With Personality syndrome. Must be stamped out immediately.

Black Guy With Money And Access To Investors. Much worse.

I can’t wait for them to announce their new punter, Byron Allen. 

The dreaded Black Guy With Personality syndrome. Must be stamped out immediately.

Madeline Kahn’s voice in What’s Up Doc? Arguably the best performance in the movie and her first movie. The number of inflections and pitches for so many different emotions is wonderfully entertaining. Great performance.