you got to put in the time pal

This is why I record myself in the office. Years and years of experience and I just keep getting better. Year 2: shut the door when you sleep. Year 4: they’re all gone by 6 that’s when it’s sAfe for the vodka. Year 12: vodka is ok really anytime as long as your on time. Year 15: board shorts and a super soaker on…

God damnit, Jody is SUCH a bitch.

NOBODY can do that. Not even Jody from the cul-se-sac.

No. I linked to the original report that referenced the $5M number, which has since been repeated numerous times by other reporters. The $15M figure wasn’t reported till after I published, and (again) everyone reporting it is couching as “worth up to” or “max value,” which from my direct experience is usually a tell…

Got it, so $5 million is just your guess that your passing off as fact.. good to know

All the stars are shining for you, or something.

Seriously. I actually saw this one first and thought it was great. Even better with the first one though.

Straight from Marcus Smart’s flopbook:

THIS is the correct joke. Congrats!

Bump Bump Bump this up!

+1 Churches! Churches!

I can repeat that trick no probs whatsoever if I just get to put a small box under my right foot. I don’t see what the big deal is about... :P

I dunno, seems pretty rude of her to step on Lennay Kekua while she’s down.

You magnificent bastard, take your star, but feel ashamed! ;)

Needs more stars.

Honestly, this is even better.

I just tried it and decided the better explanation is sorcery.

See you in urgent care.

I set the over/under at 7pm tonight that I break my ankle trying this over and over again.