You’re just adding more holes for him to try to put his penis in.
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Then they really should come to my parties. Me and my friends just push the furniture to the side and dance. We also have a gay dinner talking about our plans of ruining the fabric of American society. Our new book is out:
I hear ya. I know a lot of people do. We want to get out of LAUSD. That said, I work in Toluca Lake (Mr Bird is basically a stay at home Dad), and my commute is becoming an issue as well.
Yes! millennials PLEASE move to LA. Then buy my house (walking distance to LACMA!) so I can move to the valley and bike to work. Cheers!~J.
I live in CA. Born and raised my whole live. All 42 fucking years of my life on this planet have been spent in California and all I can do is plot how to get out. I should have left years ago but no. I stayed. Why? Because everyone said “OMG don’t leave CA! Are you crazy?” Now I’m 42, I have 4 kids in school and a…
And they always get the supermodel wife.
Since when have “dadbods” not been celebrated? Adam Sandler, Stephen Colbert, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Will Forte, Ty Burrell, Bob Odenkirk, Rainn Wilson... I can keep going. The list of famous, wealthy men on tv/in movies with “dadbods” numbers in the hundreds. The list of famous, wealthy women on tv/in movies…
What is will making the officer’s name public do other than put him and his family in danger? He screwed up and has since done the right thing and resigned. Does he deserve to receive death threats? Should his family feel unsafe because of this? I hope the answer to this for anyone reading is no.
“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”
“According to footage recorded on the officer’s body cam”
The Sims: Boring People
I travelled to Iceland 5 years ago with my best friend and we made friends at the gay bar in Reykjavik, and the next day we smoked a spliff with them at a UNESCO world heritage site. It was pretty great. So I guess my pro tip for acquiring weed in a developed country is to make friends at the gay bar.
Technically, the Bible says it’s ok:
My fellow Americans,
Not an good writer.
Haters gonna hate, but for REAL Gloria Steinem interviewing Miss Piggy is like a page out of my dream journal. I live here HOW DO I ATTEND?
He can Slytherin me anytime.