In this ever-changing media landscape, just remember: don’t post someone else’s nudes. Even if they send them to you in a way that can be saved forever. Don’t post them. That’s what douchebags are for.

I mean, if you leave your keys in your car, and it’s stolen, you get prosecuted as an accessory to grand larceny. Or if you have a wallet with you while on the subway and you’re pick pocketed - accessory to robbery. This is the same thing.

BUT THEY’RE SO PRETTY AND THEY MAKE ME TALLER AND AT 5’3” THAT’S IMPORTANT

1.) Walking in heels. Cannot do AT. ALL.
2.) Mastering any hairstyle (beyond my usual go-to ponytail) that doesn’t end up being flat as hell
3.) Trying for that second day, unwashed look that instead translates as greasy
a.) Hair - how to use dry shampoo properly
4.) Unable to braid my own hair
5.) How to do pencil eye…

I am incapable of:

Scarves and boobs do not mix well. They tend to make me look neck-less because the boobs push the scarf up under my chin and erase my neck.

I cannot paint my own nails. Fingers nor toes. I can’t file, I can’t clip. I have tried and I want to be able to because as much as I enjoy a manicure, I’d like to have this basic skill. Every time I try, there’s polish all over my hands and it’s like “MOMMY LOOK WHAT I DID!”

Dieting. I can’t and don’t even try to do that shit.

I missed the day at Lady Camp where they taught us how to do our freaking hair— curling, straightening, braiding, etc. Seems like all the ladies know how to manage a ‘do but me. I’ve publicly chalked it up to wanting that extra 1/2 hour of sleep, but admittedly, it’s also about not knowing how to make my hair look…

I am TERRIBLE at doing my hair. I have ultrathin, flat hair that doesn’t hold a curl or hairspray or product very well at all. I can do three things: 1) leave it down (it gets really flat really quickly) 2) put in an anemic pony tail 3) put it in a tiny topknot IF my hair is cooperating and I have time to fuck up a…

I really liked this episode. Laura Donnelly was outstanding as Jenny, and I look forward to her and Claire getting to know each other better. I missed Jamie’s (book) “Merde” as he became aware of the redcoats, but Sam’s French is not all that great so maybe it was better left out. I must admit I liked redcoat one’s…

“EVIL CAMILLA NAMED QUEEN!”

That was really fantastic to read, I’ve never been to Cambodia so I can’t comment on any of their monuments, but that sign is incredibly striking. I think my favourite monument (If you can have a favourite of this sort of thing) was the Memorial to the murdered Jews of Europe, in Berlin. Two of my grandparents…

It made me cry. I’m sure he has brought hope to other transgendered people, that it is possible to achieve what feels so far out of reach. And god help me I actually liked Kris Jenner for a minute, what is even happening?!

When Bruce just whipped off his hair tie and shook his ponytail loose I was filled with so much joy.

I think it's really fucking brave, that's all I have to say.

The Silent Reading Party at the Sorrento Hotel in Seattle, First Wednesdays.

Dunton Hot Springs in Dolores, CO. http://duntonhotsprings.com/

A family member owns the place. I bring him places because he’s one of those weird cats that is leash trained and will sit in one spot in the deck without me having to worry that he will run away. Because running away is effort