100% this. This was close to 10 years ago and inexperienced. It’s like $250 a year for my 3 vehicles and it’s worth it.

God sports “journalism” is so fucking dumb. 

That’s everyone’s favorite bad take dad Drew Magary!

He was a playoff quarterback for the Broncos, has proven all the doubters wrong this year in minor league baseball, and now he’s good enough at soccer to end up on Real Madrid? Admit it, the only reason you haters are calling out Thibault is because he’s a vocal Christian athlete. 

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

Imagine being so under the spell of your own bullshit that a shallow, dumb movie like American Hustle actually affects your psyche.

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

The closest me and my dad got to talking about sex was when we had a brief conversation about Miguel Cabrera’s butt looking slightly smaller than the year before.

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Cardinals fans cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear we’ll never learn which lives matter.

or ICOGNITO. We know you are there, idiot.

I choose to believe that this greentext from 4chan about Bauer is 100% true.

Though they lost, City were by far the better team and should’ve won easily.

City fan? Couldn’t tell.

Frankly, I hope Herrera reverses course and admits to hocking one on the city logo just to infuriate tough sports fans more.

They’re nothing more than a footnote in England unless they come back and beat Liverpool, then go on to win the CL. You can’t be blown out in the most important competition by a team from your own country, and be know as an all time great team.

Side note: the inflatable banana at Manchester City isn’t a racist thing. There used to be a Hungarian player for City named Imre Varadi whose nickname eventually became Imre Banana due to a famous mispronunciation. As this happened during the inflatables fad popular in English soccer in the 80s, City fans became…

I’m amazed this happened over a year ago, it took them a few days to find Tom Brady’s stolen jersey, and this alleged, felonious act was not high on the priority list at the time? Anyone VEnture to Guess whAt elSe happened between now and then...

If he’s not destroying the environment

Apparently getting “Blazed for lunch” doesn’t involve supporting your teammates pizza chain.

GRRM has no motivation to finish the book and just is going to live the high life until he dies and can pass his book outline to Brandon Sanderson or someone like that to finish. Pretty baller move if you ask me.