Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

Let’s be honest, how much do you *really* want to know about punting?

The NHL would fuck up a one-car parade.

... muttering double posts muttering fucking Kinja muttering...

Was it at Jefferson? I used to date someone who worked in the cafe and I’d run into Russell a lot when I went to pick her up. One time, I was reading a golf magazine off the rack, waiting for her shift to be over, and Bill comes up to me, shakes my hand (his hands are gigantic; I’m 6'5" and his fingers felt like they…

foiled again by Paul fuckin Ryan... Sharp guy, real policy wonk.

The Ramones could barely play and their music is better than all the jazz ever created.

Some other kids are just annoying pissants.

“My husband can’t throw and catch the ball at the same time” -Gisele

Counterpoint

Mexican Football is the same as American Football but it has sugar cane.

Jesse Lingard is a type of player that Fergie’s teams always had. For every Cristiano Ronaldo or Eric Cantona, there was a Park Ji-Sung or John O’Shea. Yes, relying on Jesse Lingard isn’t ideal, but I think Billy is selling him short.

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Wes is a treasure. It’s as if Ed Hoculi officiated hockey and was not a huge preening jackass.

ACL is a city in Texas, right?

Always good to see Penn State Delco, the Harvard of Baltimore Pike, get a Deadspin shoutout.

I’d say that these branch campuses using the same logo and getting killed by Ivies is damaging to the flagship campus’s brand, but...

pretty sure Keith Null is a prank by a database guy