Counterpoint: “I’M GOING TO GET PAID MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!”

Love without selfless action is worthless sentiment.

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We have a Shavlik Randolph sighting!

J.J Hickson! Tyler Hansbrough! Carl Landry! Its a power forward retirement home!

I met Michael Floorwax at a concert once because he’s a dj in Denver and he said he’s friends with the Sklaars now

don’t wish on that monkey’s paw for the sklars to come back because we’ll just get cheap seats with sean salisbury and ed werder

No, that is not felony battery. That is at most simple battery. Felonies are serious crimes that should result in at least a year in prison. This comes no where close to being a felony.

As the guy said, their “fucking jobs” are literally to deal with “shitty” people. I’m not sure why we all find it so difficult to say “hey, if a woman is sloppily flopping around and happens to smack you lightly on the face, you don’t get to knock the shit out of her while three of you have her restrained.”

Wait, you were being serious?

All my inclinations were to pick Wilder but in the end I think I just chose Deontay logically.

just a simple man eatin’ stuffed crust and thinkin’ ‘bout his daughter’s tatas

Syracuse. They also wear orange, and everyone who lives in that city wants to kill themselves.

I do the same thing, so I can explain the exact mentality behind it: when you’re out of shape and can’t do as many good basketball things anymore, yelling and letting everyone know you care THIS much is just our little way of saying “Pay no attention to my lack of good play, instead marvel at how much virile masculine…

An entire piece on United’s recent form and no mention of the fact that Paul Pogba has been out for weeks?

When he was bit by the previous Unibomber

If you paid Samer a fair wage, he wouldn’t be an amateur.

“This story about a janitor exploding needs more drama!”

What am I looking at? Doesn’t seem that unusual.

Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.