The score was 34-31 and the 49ers had four plays inside the 10 to end the game. What in God’s name are you talking about?

They were probably just wondering why Real were even bothering to celebrate, as their win means nothing because they didn’t innovate tactically.

Suprised that Ramos didn’t collapse and roll around in pain in order to get them both sent off.

You didn’t mention that up until a few years ago the Europa League was rightly seen by everyone as a worthless garbage competition because it *was*. Now that winning it comes with a Champions League ticket that didn’t previously exist, it’s obviously a much higher priority for teams not at the top of their league…

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

As a law professor, supporter of publicly-funded legal aid, and long-time ill-fitting khakis advocate, I assure you that in our cabal, public legal aid and khakis go together like... well, like khakis and absolutely any top you could imagine. Blazer, dress shirt, polo shirt, t-shirt...

as someone who has been watching barca for over 30 years and has a friend who’s parent is part of the barca org., let’s stop and think about all of this. neymar should have been sold this past offseason, he ruins the flow of the game these days and suarez would be even better without him on the opposite side to take…

The reason this team can finish anywhere between 2nd and 6th is because Guardiola is a purist so dedicated to this beliefs that he steadfastly refuses to accept any responsibility for the problems that exist, or even alter his philosophy in the slightest to cover over the cracks.

He cast Toure out before recalling him,…

Draymond Green: But I don’t really care if anyone else sees the game the way I see it, which is as a game where two teams of five players face off each other on a court with a basket on each end, a game where you shoot the ball for points and sometimes kick a random guy in the nuts.

It’s fitting that your avatar is an ouroboros because racism devil’s advocates suck ass.

Res pissa loquitur.

Is a burning letter “T” really a yard sign, though?

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

Welcome all to the memorial service / freezing for Donald H. Geiss. You were the last of a dying breed, sir. I’ll never forget the first thing he ever said to me. ‘’These are all hookers. Pick one.’’

Yeah, but Tosh never entered “try to make him a movie star” territory. I feel like Tosh is misunderstood. He’s an asshole, sure, but he knows he’s an asshole and he also makes fun of himself pretty consistently. I find him funny at times. Cook, to me, was never funny. But more importantly, Tosh has self awareness…

This may be the only occurrence in the history of the world where being identified as a Red Sox fan is a valid defense to being called a whiny titbag.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

Scalia might’ve been a conservative bastard, but at least his colleagues actually liked him. Not sure you can say the same for the Wicked Witch of the Midwest.

The Last of the Mo hicVaughns