How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

I would like to submit this delightful play from Kevin Pillar yesterday.

As a United supporter, I’m heartened by the timing of this article. As all longtime Billy readers know, the appearance of a “Club X in Crisis!” piece is a dependable predictor of future success for the club in question. #GGMU. #whatisabicyclekickagain?

James Dolan was born on third, meandered back to second and yelled “TOUCHDOWN!”

“presumable” because I haven’t watched a minute of MLS this season so I’ve not had the chance to subject his performances to my own visual examination

Counterpoint: All of DC sucks and there are no good choices.

“But soccer’s so boring” certainly said someone who actually really enjoyed Super Bowl LIII, and you would too if you really understood defense!

Man, Billy didn’t know something and acted like he did. Shocking.

When the line judge raised his flag to call Kane offside, that should’ve been the end of the play.

‘Pool Boys’

I don’t get the Ashley Young criticism at all. He’s consistent, always works hard and runs his ass off, and provides leadership in a team that is lacking in leaders. Like you said, he did exactly what you would expect of him today, and on many previous occasions for both club and country over the past year.

Ashley Young actually came in to make a very nice cross on Rashford’s goal. He also excelled as the starting left back for an England squad that went all the way to the semis in the World Cup. Despite his advancing age he’s not the joke some people insist he is. Coming in as a substitute in a relatively meaningless…

Someday I hope to love a team as much as Billy hates Manchester United

Yeah, take that Bor-Ass! Nice try getting the most money for your client from this Billionaire!

I’ve been to the teddy bear toss game for the Cleveland Monsters the last two years and am going this year. It’s great to get a large group of people there and contributing to a charitable cause. I usually bring 3 or 4 stuffed toys for this. Last year I threw a stuffed moose that got stuck in the protective netting…

?? I hrdly know her!!

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

In an NBA where guys are taking discounts to play for GS and win many championships, it’s refreshing to see a guy say “fuck it, send me to an awful team with cap space, I just wanna get paaaaiiiiiddd.”

Pete Carroll can’t resist a good inside job.