You know the apocalypse is here when Sarah Fucking Palin is the sane one.

Excuse me, Ann, but it IS your FUCKING fault!

My partner is convinced that all his claims of rigged elections during the campaign were a ruse to get Hillary Clinton to agree to accept the results, because he knew that the election was being rigged in his own favor somehow.

I’m sure you’re not alone in Harrison lust. But it’s not universal. I do not share this sentiment. Like, not at all.

Isn’t possession of child porn in itself a crime? Why wasn’t he arrested if the police found all that stuff?

Jessica Chastain: absolutely.

I wonder if Tom’s the one who tipped them off? I’ve always sensed a slightly thirsty vibe off him......

Swift/Hiddles truther! Would they really do that? Would he do that? Pretty sure I’ve seen him cuddling bears for the UN or something. Seems legit.

Yes yes yes! Is he her oldest boyfriend to date? He’s baby making/ marrying age :D

THE HOUR BETWEEN ME FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS AND IT BEING REPORTED ON JEZEBEL WAS THE HARDEST HOUR OF MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I AM SURPRISED I AM EVEN STILL ALIVE.

Holy shit, I hadn’t even thought about that. Thanks for the reminder, I feel horrible I didn’t think of Nicole.

And the various comments that amount to “well why didn’t she LEAVE and not LET him murder her?”

And even then there’s the occasional “I wonder what she did to trigger this man to commit murder” comment.

I’ve tried not to pile on b/c the Heard/Depp story has so much white noise around it already*, but iO and everyone else that has made this argument are 100% right. I wasn’t there. I don’t have an inside track. But common fucking sense also kicks in at a certain point. If anyone is really that invested in Depp’s image,…

And I still fail to see how this is proof positive that she wasn’t the victim of abuse several years later. Fucking dumb.

How much evidence does a woman need to present?!

Just like rape. Cause bitches be lying, of course.

Exactly! I was wondering when Jezebel was going to look favorably on the possibility of our first female president...

Are we allowed to be excited yet? I have a two year old daughter and this is just such a huge thing for her generation. She gets to grow up knowing you don’t have to be a white male to be president.

Someone asshole on Facebook just posted an article blasting her for wearing a jacket they deemed “too expensive” during a speech— the same article also critiqued her previous style, which the author deemed frumpy, dowdy, and matronly. This made me want to flip a freaking table because OBVIOUSLY, of COURSE, the way to…