Literally I hate this day moreso than any other day (even family Christmas and I have Trump fans as parents). I have had literally zero great valentines days since the beginning of time, I must have had a witch curse me as a child. I had the worst 2 years ago when my ex broke up with me via phone and told me he met…

I am sure there is an exchange as well. Like next time she has a higher profile divorce she will give him the dirt first. It's just sick. He wants in with Depps camp because it's the higher paying party.

And that is why it is perfect. Get fringe friends to make statements who can be manipulated to write these kind of pieces. And all under the umbrella of not being able to beforehand. They could lose their friendship to Johnny! Also to rando websites, I am sure there is a team right now writing on blogs comments about…

Everyone bruises differently and heals at different rates due to the texture of our skin. Also it's been a week now and a surgery bruise is different from a facial abrasion. I also don’t know how much of a spin we are seeing from the Depp side to show these images etc. we honestly don't know how much is being…

Okay Lisa! Just because you learned the phrase munchausen doesn’t mean it’s true! She got her boobs and teeth removed! And angel Erika Jayne is on her side! And I watch wayyy too much real housewives

I bet anything (minus anything of value I own) that he signed an agreement from the beginning with Fox that it'd be a 2 season show. I bet (same stakes) that there will be a third season however limited.

I am drinking some Pinot Grigio and freaking out about the blind date I agreed to go on Friday. I haven’t been on a date in two years, since my ex broke up with me on Valentine’s Day over the phone...no joke. I’m just nervous about this new guy, I’ve been pushing off all dates because yes I have gained weight and also…

I gained a lot of weight when I was depressed. I also had a “great” mom who tried pressing every diet imaginable on me to lose my weight. You have to change your routine/lifestyle. What has been working for me is I guess a sort of clean eating program, I get whatever veggies seem good/afforable make snack packs of…

Honestly you should first realize what you want. I would take time away from him for a few days and sort out what you want from a relationship. Don’t change what you desire to conform to his, if you are comfortable with an open go for it, but if not don’t just go along with it because of a person, it will only end…

Portlandia always makes me laugh/breaks me out of my slump. Or Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. And I am sorry for your fish loss, I had a vail tail goldfish for 5 years and while it was not a very interactive pet it still broke my heart RIP Lindsay Blowhan (she had a sister fish Britney Splasher, but she died after she got…

So I can just blast “I’m a grown woman” by Beyoncé to my womb with a tampon. I hope my whenever child finds that comforting, when s/he deals with me later in life and we are in therapy.

It takes a lot for me to not publish his name so the Jezies can investigate him further. I looked him up on Otis which is where I found most things, locally he has nothing in my county outstanding. Just he is the worst, and I don't get why he would move her out of state of he didn't have a warrant.

I just recently went through my own depression induced weight gain, 2 years and I am finally being okay with myself going to yoga/Pilates eating right again. I pushed everyone away, didn’t want people to take pictures of me etc. I don’t know what I would have done if I was in Rob’s shoes with the world being in my…

I get his perspective, when you are depressed and gain weight the last thing in the world you want to do is be around others that will comment/judge. It makes you feel like garbage and the only thing you cling to is the slight image you have as yourself pre weight gain/depression, so being confronted with others…

On a completely less snarky remark, I am very afraid this is going to happen to my cousin. She got secretly married to a complete asshat right before thanksgiving. He is a felon after embezzling “under 20,000” and spent 5 yrs in prison, right after he got off probation was put in jail for larceny. Also he has 4 kids…

Number 1 sign that it is not going to end well for you is when your fiancé wants to put a life insurance policy, number 2 they want to go to Aruba for the honeymoon to go night snorking, number 3 they hit on your sister

There is that farmers dating site advertised on BBC American all time, so she could have explored that option! But she most likely helped so they could afford something nice like a timeshare in Panama City , maybe he promised her a cruise!

I just want the wife's sister to be played by a pretty little liar actress and the husband by Chad Micheal Murry.

She wanted a man in uniform aka a cop husband. It's that whole cop/firefighter chaser, they want a hero! Or she had father issues. Or he blackmailed her into marrying her because he was a cop, marry me or I will be after your FAMILY (ala lifetime). Or he is a great swindler/shit talker. Or it was true love and this…

Honestly I don’t get why more protests are not happening at political rallies, county commissioner meetings, local elections, and political fundraising events. Those are the people who need to see citizens who are upset. I understand wanting other citizens/the country to become aware and bring it to the forefront, but…