What’s sadder is that his vote cancels out yours.

Chaffetz talks about low-income Americans like they are bratty 10-year-old suburban teens addicted to playing Candy Crush, which I guess explains a lot about why this plan is so bad for them.

I’m stress eating. Who else is?

I do not understand all these Trump supporters who suddenly seem surprised and betrayed that he’s racist, xenophobic, sexist, transphobic, etc. Really? What did you think, he was a Planned Parenthood supporter, and GLAAD or PFLAG member? It’s baffling. Or worse the people who said, “He won’t really do all that stuff…

She can fuck off and take Susan Saranden with her.

And this is my response, every time someone cries ‘I didn’t think he’d affect meeeeeee!’

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

Golly Caitlyn. If only there was something in Trump’s past that would have hinted that he is a racist, sexist asshole. Then you wouldn’t find yourself in this delicate pickle.

With Hillary, you pretty much know what you’re gonna get with the LGBT community.

Yep. Poow wittwe Miwo got skewered.

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit

People who have lived in the US for years, who have studied & worked here and have families, have been denied re-entry into the country. People with proper green cards have been denied re-entry. Families in places like Yemen, who have lost their homes to US-backed Saudi bombing, are denied entry. People who risked…

I worked at Wet Seal in 2000. We had a Destiny’s Child poster was hanging up in our backroom. The trio was in town for a concert and shopped in our store and they all signed it for us. Britney Spears was in the next weekend, and wanted a private shopping experience, so we closed the store for her. 17 year old me was…

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

I am really frustrated with all the Trump supporters who have been fine with all the sexism and racism, threats, claiming Obama is a muslim commie, etc. who are now saying, “It’s time to shut up and get on board. We all have to work together.” Huh. What changed? Fuck that.

Everyone commenting on the decorations and I’m here thinking, “boyfriend wanted a Bible for Christmas?” Uh, what?