Sigh.. if anybody needs me, I’ll be in my room.

Right after a scene of Greedo walking through a Mos Eisley alley shooting at, and missing, various random people.

Now I’m hoping Williams uses the CHiPS theme as inspiration.

I didn’t recognize 85% of the band names in the article and comments. But Herb Tarlek? That, I got.

Everything old-timey is fresh again!

An acceptable alternative to “dad-gum”.

If yer gonna talk about Star Wars films, get the gol-dern episode numbers right!

They should just get Oscar to take over the role of Maura, problem solved.

I smell spin-off! Transparent II: The Colbys

BACK IN MY DAY, MOVIES RAN FOR 42 MINUTES, SO THE KAISER WOULDN’T HAVE TIME TO CATCH US ALL IN ONE PLACE! WHY AM I YELLING? MY KNEES HURT.

So... We’re NOT doing phrasing...

Albeit a stuck-up, half-witted one.

So, you mean, like , touchin' butts?

I hope, at the very least, Trump is enjoying his free smoking monkey.

What's a battle?

For Nintendo/Sega phones, it's power button then volume up, volume down, then up-up-up, down-down, up, down, and power button again.

He may be a politician, but he's good enough, he's smart enough, and - gosh darn it - people like him.

The entire internet troll problem can be resolved applying simple Simpsons wisdom: "Just don't look! Just don't look!"

All the President's Cooters

To xenophobia and beyond!