"him and Claire"?

As long as he can stand stiffly and scream out in agonizing pain every few minutes, he can be Kamelion.

God's Not Dead: He's Just Drawn That Way

Young Qui-Gon Jinn: "Young Han Solo, meet Chewbacca."

… but that's none of my business (slurp).

·"I didn't blow up the Death Star!"
·"I don't care."

Really. Well, I'm from Alderaan and I never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Hamills".

CSI: Endor.

Indeed, teens.. Why The Face?

I always wondered who it was that had to clean everyone’s quarters, especially after there was a fight/struggle/skirmish inside - all that broken glass, all those replicator plates/dishes/cups probably just left on the table after Picard and Crusher’s breakfasts. The replicated utensils and kitchenware didn’t just…

I agree with Al Jean, it's not right to end it. I mean, quality schmality! If I had a TV show, I'd run that sucker into the ground.

Trans. Europe. Express.
Trans. Europe. Express.
Trans. Europe. Express.
Trans. Europe. Express.
Et cetera, et cetera…

Both 16 and 78 RPM settings are, according to my 10-year-old self, the most hilarious RPMs.

I didn't think it was physically possible, but they manage to both suck AND blow.

"Bringing Out the Walking Dead"

Still waiting for that Ugly Kid Joe deluxe vinyl reissue…

Ahh, Undercover Boss… or, as I've taken to calling it, "Everything Free Forever", where a CEO fumbles his/her way through philanthropy in order to feel good about him/herself.

Yes! It's her delivery that kills it. This and the "Scott of the Antarctic" sketch are my two favorite Carol Cleveland bits.

"Oh, Pantomime Horse, I'm so bleeding happy!" Love Carol Cleveland. I hope I'm quoting correctly (writing from memory).

Folding chair riot!