I see what you did there.

Yeah, I mean, Hillary Clinton has withstood years of investigation beginning with the hire of Ken Starr and ending, apparently, never, with no one finding any evidence of wrongdoing. Trump, meanwhile, actively works to be as opaque as possible to the American people and has from the beginning of his campaign.

Uh, have you seen the AV Club? Lately it’s all bitching about how they now have a website one click away from Jezebel. I mean, Jezebel is the most toothless liberal feminism I can think of. And the owners of that site, like this site, are men peddling the most basic choice feminism possible.

I don’t think it matters that you worship Santa Claus.

Let me tell you something about us food scribes: Never underestimate the shit we’ll stuff in our mouths.

The editor does work, you just have to believe.

I just saw this on reddit, but the alignments were different. Chaotic evil was still the same.

Stale bread is not dry. As the bread ages, the starches form crystals and those crystals bind water. That’s why if you microwave stale bread for 10 seconds, it’s soft and pliable again.

Just @ me next time, jeez.

Febreeze commercial.

Yes, at last teenage girls will have an opportunity to be sexualized in our society. Finally, am I right fellas?

Ah, so you’re a rape apologist on top of being an ardent defender of actual murderers and then you whine to me about “bad statistics” like you actually have the brain capacity to understand them.

You scrolled too far.

According to RAINN 994/1000 rapists go free.

Honestly, in a country with the largest prison population in the world

What if we end up going to prison, Morty? You know, if someone drops the soap it’s gonna land on our heads and crush our spines, Morty. You know, it’ll be really easy to rape us after that.

*sips beer*

Well, you know, condition people to expect nothing and the least little something gets them all excited. Ask Pavlov.

We have the largest prison population in the world. It is a crime for homeless people to fall asleep outside. It’s a crime to steal food that you need to stay alive.

This has been a wild ride from start to finish but the idea of a right wing Pepe the frog is wild. Maybe now the kids on imgur will stop sharing deus vult memes.