Commie AND a traitor? I thought those insults went out of style at the same time as duck and cover.

I make failed jokes all the time. I don't think that was their intention though, I think they were just being malicious. We were disagreeing about something and they said I was a sad sack with no life as a retort. I remember thinking, 'well it's not an unfair assessment.' but it still bothered me because they weren't…

I'm sorry. I got called a sad-sack on the AVC by some asshole while I was dealing with the death of my cat, a giant head wound, nerve damage, and the news that I'll probably have my life cut short by a brain tumor. But ha! I was such a sad sack!

What about the one where the drunk drivers wake up in a fake town?

I did not care for that joke. But it lives on youtube.

That's right. In the first episode, Karen, a chicken, has an interview there. Apparently they thought she was Chokey Chicken material because she was never seen again.

Rocko's Modern Life was censored. I don't think entire episodes were banned but even in the DVDs some scenes are cut.

Every time I want to be freaked out by something, I just remember that to about 10 people in the world, it's a genuine fetish. Then I just get grossed out.

Right, ok, but does police training actively tell police officers not to be racist? I'm guessing that would also be a good solution. And while we're at it, maybe we can get them to stop calling non-cops 'civilians.'

I love to laugh! Loud and long and clear.

I love how bigotry against the police basically means 'believing that police officers shouldn't assault, shoot, or murder people.'

Cameras on cops is a band aid solution and I bet even if cops wore cameras they'd "lose" footage all the time. Let's not forget that Eric Garner's death was captured on camera.

I have some of Heartbreaking Dawns cauterizer which is supposed to be on the low end of the Dave's Gourmet line. I can only eat 1/4 tsp of the stuff at a time, mixed with an entire serving of whatever I'm eating.

But, sir, those aren't the …

Funny you should mention moderation; some of the best criticisms of twitter I've seen focus on how bad they are at blocking and preventing harassment.

I don't think it's pointless. It's to make twitter a more *positive* site. Favorites and likes are not exactly the same thing. Then again I don't really use twitter, I just dislike that we live in a society that constantly pushes optimism as the preferable outlook and moral superior.

You do? Sorry, all I have is ten thousand spoons.

It's the apocalypse, all right. I always thought I'd have a hand in it.

I'd say it's more like ten thousand spoons.

I really mean it though. Sometimes when I'd hear something particularly crazy in the news, it helps to have someone's face express what the way you felt when you heard it. I still remember his reaction to Wayne LaPierre after Sandy Hook.