What are indulgences and tithing then?

I don't know why Christians have this victim complex. Do you really think you guys are so persecuted that you have to deal with crucifixions and burnings to this day? And are we just going to pretend that Christians didn't do the same fucking thing when they are in power? Because I know the Spanish Inquisition is more…

Stupid loser countries. I bet they don't even know what … something is.

It's Po, Po is the red one, the yellow one is Laa-Laa, and the other two are Dipsy and Tinky Winky. Seriously, did no one else have baby siblings in the early 2000s?

Ugh, that beard. When does the rest of ZZ Top get here?

All right! Legalized gambling!

Amazing? It isn't even a metallic color! How do I even know that's an award, Sweden?!

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is remaking Force Majeure, so maybe you’ll see it now

All I can think of is that line, "I hoped we'd both live long enough for you to squander my inheritance on telemarking scams and digitalis." Which made me think, Daria should come back to tv. I'd even take a made for tv movie that I can buy on dvd without any of the original soundtrack.

Fair enough.

I've been surprised before, but I'm still going to stick my foot in my typing mouth and ask, what true fans of Coach?

Goodness, I haven't felt so young in at least two weeks.

Is that really cheaper than just buying it local?

I'm from Jordan and a member of parliament once pulled a gun on live tv. Also this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

To which, I replied, "so's monogamy."

I know it's not part of the challenge, but I've suspected for a long time that Shark Week is just whenever, but nobody keeps track so they can keep getting away with it.

You are gonna laugh and laugh when you realize you posted this to the AV Club.

This is the same place that hosts Dan Savage, if anything people here would just find it kind of boring as far as kinks go.

Basically the only humans who haven't been colonized by bacteria are newborns, and we all know how immature they can be. Get a job, dumb baby.

Have you any idea what it's like to be a fembot living in a manbot manputer's world?