It ran for three seasons!

Also, Life with Louie.

Ok but I can't stand Louis CK and have never fully watched an episode of Louie. But people do like him.

Happy birthday song works better with a two-syllable name.

Roseanne was about a comedian? No wonder they stayed afloat after the motorcycle shop went under.

Yeah, sitcoms about comedians are always so successful. There's Seinfeld of course, and, um. Mulaney. Titus. And, um.

I was thinking this was a set up to replace Krakowski in the second season, with a Native American actor. Like, "gee, you look like a whole new person!"

Even if nobody was subconsciously or consciously racist (I think we both agree that's obviously not true) the system is already set up in a way that perpetuates the inequalities of race. Like, you probably didn't build the house that you live in, but it still shelters you.

No matter how shockingly, confusingly, or just plain weirdly racist something is, I am NEVER surprised when I see someone try to argue that it isn't really racist.

What are they supposed to call it? "Shit I found browsing around at 3am like the world's saddest truffle pig"?

I definitely want to run around punching the air now, while yelling, "karate! karate! karate!"

Hollywood is clearly biased. If there were Real Americans (TM) there would be at least two Bengazi movies released by now, with an hourlong tv drama on CBS, a Nick Jr show, and enough merchandise sold to fund a thousand secretive superPACs who are just exhibiting their free speech, goddammit, because last time I…

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But I had to apply for a special permit to wear my sweatpants in public. Do I even get refunded that ten grand? What the hell was the "paperwork handling fee" for?

Yeah, sure. I have one in my living room. The cure of a chocolate covered pain pill is a total joke though.

Do you remember the pain machine?

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?

It's ironic nerd-shaming.

Yes. But you must never scissor with the runs.

You know how sometimes people say "remember me the way I used to be"? Kevin Smith has never been one of those people.