Casablanca, Good Will Hunting, Shawshank and It's a Wonderful Life are all brilliant, class ic work by any measure. Unlike you, the rest of us are not so sophisticated as to appreciate the Peruvian avant-garde noir of the 1930s.

There will be a full-on, wide-open, QB competition throughout the off-season. Gruden is anti-Griffin, the job is Cousins's to lose. Sadly, that is something he may well do.

Why don't you write about a team you know something about?

Chris Cooley is a very, very talented football analyst. His game breakdowns are must-listen for any Redskins fan. Just brilliant radio. Cooley pulls no punches.

So true. Especially when the writer of this piece is so epically fucking wrong. This asshole doesn't know a thing about Chris Cooley or the Redskins dynamic right now. This piece is a fucking joke.

Hes not very good as a pocket passer, he won't play his 2012-style out of stubbornness or fear of injury, he can't handle the entire playbook, and the rumors are that he doesn't watch enough film or work hard enough at reading defenses.

You're wrong about Sonny. He, too, has been highly critical of the Redskins this season, especially RGIII, but the defense as well.

Yes, you are correct. The premise of this article is completely flawed.

What the fuck are you talking about? Obviously, you don't live in DC or don't listen to Chris Cooley, but to call him a Dan Snyder henchman is insane. Cooley has blistered this team all year long, on a Snyder-owned radio station. The team is skewered daily on that station. Cooley has been brutally honest all year…

No chance that's going to happen on the Jezebel Hive Mind. These weren't black teenagers, don't ya know, these were just teenagers. I better check my white privilege as I contemplate what I've done wrong to cause these these young black people to commit such violent acts.

Why not? Weren't those all black kids at Monroeville Mall?

No, just a bunch of black kids doing what they do.

This comment won't last, but don't you think it's a major aspect to this story to mention that all these mobs were black kids, in every case? Why no mention of that?

You should be wary. For most guys, losing their their virginity is a huge relief and they are very grateful and loving to the woman who made it possible. On the other hand, ya know how everyone grieves alone, everyone loses their virginity alone and their reaction to such is not yours to judge.

Imagine us in 20, 30, 40 years from now getting a similar gift that we have no idea what to do with as we wax nostalgic for the simple days of the early 21st Century, before technology has passed us by.

You make zero fucking sense. Like none at all.

Yeah, that's what's important. It's all about you.

Fuck off, you stupid, racist piece of shit.

I have a 2011 AWD Nissan Rogue. This is my first winter with it. Should I have confidence in this car?

You couldn't pay me to go to China. It's still a Third World Shit Hole in body and soul.