They're scared shitless to do it.

Ken M! PLEASE go to Jezebel...please go to Jezebel...

They became the New Jersey Devils. I believe before Denver, the franchise was the Cleveland Barons. Am I right on that?

You're kidding yourself to say we live in a world of logic. Look at some of the newest discoveries in quantum physics involving photons and quarks. The universe, the multiverse, whatever is far, far more bizarre than you think it is. Sure, laws of science explain everything, except when they don't.

No, not justified. Just not a slam. It was a sharp yank upwards met with resistance. But not a slam to the floor.

I mean, I just watched this like ten times in a row. He is absolutely trying to pull her up, not slam her down. What she does is straighten her leg against the bottom of the flat desk surface as the front two legs of the desk are pulled up off the floor. Then the whole weight—girl and desk—inevitably tips backward.…

His hands are on her, NOT the desk. As he tries to stand up, pulling at her in a fast, jarring motion, the desk AND the girl go backwards onto the floor. The action of his pulling on her causes the whole desk to go over when she doesn’t come loose. She’s still in a sitting position, wedged into the desk, when she hits…

First of all, he did not “slam” her to the ground. He was trying to pull her to her feet but her big fat ass got stuck in the desk. In pulling her back, the whole desk tumbled over. Then he pulled out and dragged her across the floor. Of course he over acted, but there was never a slam. Please be accurate. Words have…

The Isrealis and Palestinians will still be fighting each other no matter what. Happens. Alien invasion, nuclear annihilation, the sun going dark, every other human leaving Earth for greener pastures. The Isrealis and Palestinians shall remain to fight each other, two warring toddlers in their infinitesimal sandbox of…

Steve Spurrier is one of the five greatest coaches in college football history. He made Duke a Top 20 team. He made South Carolina a Top 10 team. Those are miracles, my friends. His work at Florida speaks for itself.

Fuck off. You know exactly why. It's to show what a dangerous, out-of-control monster Greg Hardy is.

Fuck off, cunt.

Only a story if Floyd was in one of them. Sadly, he wasn't.

Yeah, we should all be like black people. Just look at the many successes of Africa.

And they did. So stop. Go talk to Tyler Perry about racist casting.

No, you're fine. The Jezebel Hive Mind sensed an incorrect belief and attacked you. Happens all the time here.

Right all Hollywood casts should be required to be 13 black and 15 percent Latino. Also, they must have Gay, lesbian and disabled actors. And actors from third-world nations abs one Native American. All movies, all the time.

Shut the fuck up, Quota Queen. Not everything is about race. Go away with your race-baiting bullshit.

They are our enemy in every way. The worst country on Earth.

SA is the worst country on Earth.