Counterpoint - divorce is super expensive and complicated, plus your spouse has rights to all sorts of stuff beyond just your citizenship. If you wouldn’t want someone making difficult medical decisions for you, don’t marry them.

THIS SO MUCH

Also “I disagree with your existence but I still have a GOOD HEART!!!!”

“I disagree with your existence, but can’t we be friends?”

One of the most exhausting and frustrating things in the whole entire world is a privileged white person with oppressive political views getting bent out of shape because someone reasonably makes the logical connection from those political views to personal beliefs and calls her out on it.

Shut up Candace. You’re as homophobic as they come. You’re just smart enough to realize that shit won’t fly in 2017.

Soooo... basically white geekboys are throwing temper tantrums that their preferred media doesn’t reflect them? Huh. Wonder how THAT feels...

Right? Because he is popular and anything that is mainstream must be hated. I’ve never been a pop music fan but I will never understand those who hate artists because others find them enjoyable.

Ed Sheeran seems entirely fine and inoffensive to me. That is the sum total of every take I have ever had on him and I’ve never really understood why people get all up in arms about him.

You’ll have a very short wait.

I can’t wait for the outpouring of outrage from conservatives who claim to be concerned about federal government overreach and jackbooted federal thugs.

You managed to evolve from being on the fence to being a death penalty supporter in three sentences. I’m going to have to call sentence #1 a total fucking lie.

Over 250 people have been exonerated from death row. 250 innocent people who could have been murdered by our govt if it hadn’t been found out in time they were innocent. Many of those were race related as well. The death penalty is not an action we can take back if we’re wrong.

Well then you do know where you stand on the death penalty.

I expect they will call treason, and most of them know it. But for the time being, I’ll take Maxine Waters calling them “scumbags”.

From Politico: “General Flynn is suddenly out there saying he wants immunity. I don’t think Congress should give him immunity. If there’s an open investigation by the FBI, that should not happen.”

“I’m out,” Chaffetz told Utah’s Fox 13 News in response to Trump’s comments. “I can no longer in good conscience endorse this person for president. It is some of the most abhorrent and offensive comments that you can possibly imagine.”

A zoo membership isn’t crazy. It’s just a pass to the zoo.

I will speak only for myself.

Oh my god the birthday parties. The Birthday Parties. I could die of all the exhaustion just watching some of these other parents.