Well, I’d want it back, too. It does help kill alien werewolves if used along with giant telescopes. That could come in handy.

I could have told you that from the preview. Also, it looked like the whole movie would be Johnny Depp doing a Christopher Walken impersonation. Is that what it was?

I own pretty much every Apple product, including the goofy watch, though I've never actually stood in a line for anything so maybe I'm still not that much of a fangirl. That said, I had zero interest in that movie even though I really like my phone. If I care to see something like it, I'll watch Pirates of Silicon…

But the hotels are liable, no? Unlike AirBnb.

i love the idea of this above libertarian smugly typing out that comment like “i’ll show these typically soft leftists whats up”

Which is why I only stay in tents, hung from trees.

Same. Once the football team was involved he was toast.

SHOCKINGLY, amenities at hotels are inspected for safety- pools, gyms, saunas, ect. Most likely, had this been a hotel, safety standards would’ve meant that the swing wouldn’t have existed in the first place. I know, I know, logic is hard sometimes for the “any regulation is the death of everything because…

Once the football team joined the protests, you know it was over for him. He knew it was over for him. He could ignore race issues and sexual assault, even firearms on campus, but alumni and donors will not allow him to fuck with their football.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

This is beyond horrifying.

I live in Kentucky and am devastated over this. Jack Conway is pretty terrible for a Democrat but still would have been the lesser evil. My husband and I just found out our oldest son is autistic, and we have been talking about moving out of state for a while. Now seems like a good time. I grew up in Ohio, and we had…

Existing in public and even sharing aspects of one’s personal life in the public domain does not mean one forfeits the right to be treated respectfully. What Teigan is experiencing via social media is reflective of what happens in person for millions of pregnant women that don’t have her visibility - people offering…

no. NO. because ERRYTHING can cause fetal abnormalities if you eat enough of it, or ear it wrong.

Seriously. if you can name a single, solitary thing that doesn’t carry risk, I’ll paypal you everything in my account (it’s like, 7 cents).

Little did they know, the lawsuit was coming from inside the house...

With the Congress the way it is, I don’t think the President has as much sway in domestic policy-making. And since Warren’s strengths are in domestic issues, and Clinton is more experienced in foreign affairs, I actually agree with Kamai.

Well, considering that Congress is where our laws get made and passed, having progressive voices pushing their agenda in the House and Senate is really, really fucking important.

She can do more good as a Senator anyway.

Yeah, that’s smart. Give a violent, racist asshole nothing but free time. Because that really works so well.

I did an internship that involved going to juvenile court, and I have to say, a lot of the kids were in foster care and almost none had their parents show up at all for their hearings. Instead of helping these kids deal with difficult situations, we basically just criminalize any acting out, and end up putting these…