As a lady who will be birthing a child in approximately 6 weeks..... What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckk noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I played rugby in college and my team went to Nationals my senior year. Roller derby gals scare the crap out of me. I think it’s the addition of wheels and the velocity aspect. Also I don’t know the rules, so that might have something to do with it. You’re a badass!

Please tell me the secret service will be showing up now? Maybe?

As someone who did share an engagement photo or two years ago... I 100% agree with you.

*shrug* I blame old white dudes.

GhostofGPaMazur and I are just about to put a deposit down on a spot for our future kiddo. We’re in the NY Metro area and the kid isn’t even born yet, but we need to plunk money down 6+ months in advance of me even returning to work to save a spot.

I have been mouthing off to my parents, extended family, and in-laws for months about my hatred of girly pink things. We’re due in 8 weeks. I think the offensive has worked, though, because pink gifts have been kept to a minimum.

YAS! Hahahah, I really loved her answer to the reporter’s question. It’s so rare that people actually answer them, so it was quite refreshing.

I saw in my news ticker that she had won gold and beat the world record but hadn’t watched it live. When NBC’s terrible coverage package aired later, I did get to see it, and holy cow I did not fully realize how dominating she was. It was INCREDIBLE. And I don’t even like swimming.

So, when we have multiple Third Party options, when do we start numerically naming them? I mean, are all alternatives to the main Dem/Rep nominees third parties? Do we use the term fourth party, fifth party, or the more generic other party?

“I use eye cream even though I barely know what it is.”

We need the equivalent of a bat signal for him, really.

I ran out to pick up a copy yesterday and definitely finished it in roughly 3 hours. I didn’t have high expectations, but I was pleasantly surprised and it definitely is the reason I’m a few chapters into the Sorcerer’s Stone again :)

Seriously. That last line, tho! God, if only there was a hysterical laughing/sobbing emoji I could utilize.

As Jezebel said in an earlier headline, that’s pretty punk rock. Can someone MS Paint/Photoshop me a HRC/Johnny Rotten meme of some kind? I feel as though it will come in handy in the coming weeks.

Class acts, obviously.

That is simultaneously chuckle inducing and incredibly depressing. You’re doing good work, friend.

So you’re telling me all the BS Leslie Knope had to put up with is in fact real, and not just TV storylines? :(

I think this week will be great. Just think: we’ve got Sanders opening this evening to fire up the crowd; Obama on Wednesday, who might be one of the best orators of our time; and then Clinton’s acceptance speech on Thursday, during which many people in America will probably ball our eyes out in symbolic joy. After…

Did you then punch that person in the face? Jail cells typically don’t have internet access so I assume no, but it would be more satisfying that way.