Remember when Jon Stewart lit Tucker Carlson’s little bow tie wearing ass on fire on Crossfire, and then CNN cancelled the show as a result? Good times.

Really should have added Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis and pretty much any of Iliza Shlesinger’s specials, but I get it: comedy is subjective.

He had 30 home runs, and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm!

The tradition of Festivus begin with the airing of grievances, and I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE.

Sad news, but maybe now he can finally pin down Mister Steinbrenner about that Buhner trade......

Greatest line readings:

Anne Hathaway really sold me on her Catwoman in her dance scene with Christian Bale in The Dark Knight Rises. The mystique and dangerous charm was there in spades.

I just want to talk about her eyebrows. And now I have! 

Quick note -- I think “Hoover’s G-men” refers to J. Edgar Hoover, not Herbert Hoover

But even while Herman is standing with a crowd or resistors in Paterson, he’s still hoping that somebody else—Walter Winchell, in this case—will be fighting his battles for him.

And that motorcycle had only 2 days until retirement!

It’s as though the flag of convenience suddenly has become an inconvenience.

“These banks are morons... nothing new, I know...”

Let them register their ships stateside and pay taxes and then we’ll look into giving them assistance in a year or two.

No article on cruise lines is complete without mentioning how much they pollute, and how often they get caught dumping trash at sea.

Was I overreading, or did Gus briefly pause to inspect whether the team cleaned the fryers well enough?  This writing... inspirational.

The production values of this show blow me away every week. It's like a blockbuster movie budget in every episode. 

Man David Spade looks terrible. 

As for Carole: it’s kind of telling that she spends her whole life trying to liberate big cats and then ends up consigning them to cages that are even smaller and more confined than the ones they were in at their old zoos and she doesn’t acknowledge how messed up that is.

One thing re: the epilogue that really struck me was Joe’s brief moment of self-awareness when he’s talking about the monkeys and muses aloud about whether it was cruel of him to keep them apart for all these years. It’s a deeply sad self-reflection, and that’s one of the reasons why I agree with Katie that he’s the…