thinking donald sutherland gave him 500k to get the hell away from his daughter — it would not surprise me of a uber wealthy new yorker who seems to be an overbearing force in his daughters lift to have his son in law followed/investigated. so i’m guessing that he found out about the affair and figured paying him to…

she is a great actress, but her face has been distorted to the point of almost looking alien. human faces move, human face have lines and wrinkles!

a friend of the family (we’ll call him ‘john’) once got into a nasty bit with his neighbor. the neighbors were going to list their house for sale, and felt compelled to demand that John remove his grandson’s little tikes playhouse from his yard. i have known this man for decades, and can assure you that his yard was…

getting a real “unreliable narrator” vibe from kidman’s character. case in point: the locker room scene — it seems highly unlikely that these two would belong to the same Manhattan gym, given their respective financial situations — so i was thinking that bizarre interaction might not have happened that way? maybe i’m…

i loathe myself for saying this, but i will absolutely hate watch this. that final season was the biggest fuck you to fans of a tv show i have ever witnessed. now to see if they double down on the stupid, or if they try to redeem things. the first few seasons of dexter were, while goofy and dumb, pretty entertaining. 

No barbeau, no care. 

CINCO will corner every market on the moon.

Lets cut to the real argument here: the drum portion of the wing is the only good part of a wing. Take your flats and send em to hell.

replace expensive bottled water on 95 degree days with ceaseless rain flooding everything and everybody and you’ve got it pretty much nailed down.

The fact that Ante Up didn’t make this list is fucking criminal. 

SMDH at a swamp thing reboot. barbeau or bust, MFers

It is essential because private companies can refuse to service areas if they so choose. So, sorry grandma, no arthritis medicine for you! Sorry vet, you don’t get your pain medicine. Too bad you can only afford to live in the middle of nowhere! Hell, FedEx and UPS already subcontract the USPS to perform final…

“present a plan for the service’s long-term solvency.”

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

lets not forget how much of an asshole this dude is in real life. but, hey, glad he was willing to be paid to say something positive and support an agency currently being used a political pawn for cheeto mussolini. 

“fractally idiotic”

Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down years ago?!?!

yeah, i won’t be sad to see (most) theaters go away. There are very few movies i feel compelled to see on the big screen as it is (those being ones i don’t want to avoid spoiler for - avengers, etc -- or movies i think warrant the giant screen experience -- interstellar, inception). my home is way more comfortable,…

Glad to see that Malin Akerman still can’t act. It worked so well in Children’s Hospital, in everything else? Not so good, Al. 

lol, his net worth is estimated at over 80 million, i think he’ll be fine.