thinking donald sutherland gave him 500k to get the hell away from his daughter — it would not surprise me of a uber wealthy new yorker who seems to be an overbearing force in his daughters lift to have his son in law followed/investigated. so i’m guessing that he found out about the affair and figured paying him to…

she is a great actress, but her face has been distorted to the point of almost looking alien. human faces move, human face have lines and wrinkles!

a friend of the family (we’ll call him ‘john’) once got into a nasty bit with his neighbor. the neighbors were going to list their house for sale, and felt compelled to demand that John remove his grandson’s little tikes playhouse from his yard. i have known this man for decades, and can assure you that his yard was…

getting a real “unreliable narrator” vibe from kidman’s character. case in point: the locker room scene — it seems highly unlikely that these two would belong to the same Manhattan gym, given their respective financial situations — so i was thinking that bizarre interaction might not have happened that way? maybe i’m…

Lets cut to the real argument here: the drum portion of the wing is the only good part of a wing. Take your flats and send em to hell.

replace expensive bottled water on 95 degree days with ceaseless rain flooding everything and everybody and you’ve got it pretty much nailed down.

The fact that Ante Up didn’t make this list is fucking criminal. 

lets not forget how much of an asshole this dude is in real life. but, hey, glad he was willing to be paid to say something positive and support an agency currently being used a political pawn for cheeto mussolini. 

Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down years ago?!?!

lol, his net worth is estimated at over 80 million, i think he’ll be fine.

Tool : [to Ross] You remember that time we was up in Bosnia? We took down them Serb bad boys? All our guys were gettin’ chopped up all around us and there was blood everywhere. I never though I was gonna make it out of there and I know you didn’t and you didn’t either. Kinda feelin’ like... dead too, ya know? My heads…

re: the dog house - i’m not crying, you’re crying.

rest well, Grant.

pass on those solar pathway lights. they disintegrate if a squirrel farts within 10 feet of them. that is to say, they are garbage quality. 

pass on those solar pathway lights. they disintegrate if a squirrel farts within 10 feet of them. that is to say,…

yeah, but on the flip side there are many people who think “born in the USA” is a patriotic song, and bruce’s singing is a lot clearer than ZDLR’s. people hear what they want to hear. 

counterpoint: Roxy’s Grilled Cheese in Boston (and was on that stupid food network food truck reality show) does their grilled cheeses in mayo and they are, without a doubt, the best g/c’s I’ve had. and I lived off grilled cheese for about 3 dark years in college, so i know my shit.

FESTIVUS ISN’T OVER UNTIL YOU PIN ME!

came here to make a buhner joke.

real question: who likes the dresden dolls?

true story: i took a girl i had just met to see this at the world premier, which was held in Brookline, MA (an adjacent suburb of boston). instead of trailers, they just had about 15 minutes of 70's & 80's hardcore porn in compilation form. at least 2 fist fights broke out in the crowd, lloyd kaufman did loyd kaufman…