“She hasn’t left a void. She’s left a blast crater.”

Tanning beds! Trump has soul sucking tanning beds. I live in Southern California, have Turkish blood and I am not as tan as Christie is.

Sad. And that coming from residents of a country that has seen plenty of violence in its day.

And watery tarts lobbing swords.

Want to bring up to everyone that this is in Florida, in a murky pond, at night, right after a big water-disturbing commotion.

I hope his refrigerator dies while he’s a work and his dog poops in his favorite shoes and his best friend butt dials him while talking about how he’s really lost it, and his land lord decides it’s time to renovate and cancels his lease six months early, and his work decides to rearrange some offices landing him in a…

Duck Dynasty and NASCAR all in one spot? Was anyone in the crowd not related to each other?

That’s not true. These big ticket fundraisers are an end run around campaign finance laws to get more money to Mrs. Clinton’s campaign. It’s akin to money laundering. The DNC/DCCC/DSCC don’t care about down ballot races. They have not even bothered to field candidates for a lot of congressional seats. In other cases,…

Here you go, rude asshat.

What about all the other future daughters in the United States who can’t be whatever they want to be because they never had the economic safety net to take the risks and spend the time to do so?

You can be whatever you want when you grow up,” without lying

Not quite. The money raised goes to the Hillary Victory Fund, a shell company that Hillary’s campaign workers have control over, not the DNC.

Yeah, I've been surprised to see people talking about it being a young, hipster thing. My parents have been shopping there forever. The one by us is constantly full of old folks. They have easy-to-cook, relatively healthy meals for a decent price. It makes sense.

Trump’s response:

Your assumption is a poor one. Trader Joe’s a millenial thing? Not even close.

It’s cheap. You can buy tortillas, some cheese, some bananas, and bread—all for under $5. It’s where the poor people shop because it is somewhat healthy but still discount food.

Trader Joes are at their core a chain of health food stores. Old folks love them because they are good place to get stuff like dried fruit, dietary supplements, and alcohol. The popularity of Traders Joes with young people is fairly recent in the chain’s history.

I pretty much go to Trader Joe’s to save money. Is that something you dislike? :-)

I can’t even get tickets to Hamilton in my dreams.

This rumor is definitely true. I know because my cat told me in a dream.