I’m a repeat offender. Just married my third husband in February after being together 8 years. First and second husbands both proposed after 3 months and I said yes, although I really didn’t know their true characters (young and stupid, me). I ended both marriages. I’m glad I stuck with the delicious nerd I have now…

This. Precisely why I cannot wrap my head around Pizza Hut or Dominos in NY. Makes zero sense.

Christmas Carol meets OMF meets Bleak House. Perfect!

I agree, and OMF is the one and only first edition Dickens book I own (I have at least 2 copies of all his works plus a ton of Dickens memorabilia I started collecting as a teenager). I want to be buried with them (it’s in 2 volumes). Maybe I’ll come back as a ghost dragging chains, padlocks and my books and haunt…

Wow, Sally Jesse Rafael is looking pretty good these days!

I love Paul McGann...if you haven’t seen him in “Our Mutual Friend”, look for it. He’s absolutely wonderful in it.

My dad is a Conservative who has a lot of businesses in Ohio and knows Kasich really well. He says, and I’m quoting here, that Kasich is “fucking nuts” and “unfit for President”. Given the crop of candidates I’m pretty sure that’s an accurate descriptor of all of them though, but it’s interesting to see how he’s…

Trust me when I tell you that the last thing anyone would want is my nasty-ass retired NYPD sergeant ex-father in law to bring his gun to a Giants game. He’s pulled that same gun on various family members in states of rage, both drunk and sober. Yeah....no.

Funny, my parents have gotten really super “private jet” wealthy in the past 20 years and they have grown increasingly horrid, racist, nasty and watch Fox News 24/7. Their relationship with facts has become nearly non-existent but fortunately they live 3,000 miles away and we almost never have holidays with them. Or…

Well you write pretty well so there’s that.

Please tell me you no longer talk to this troglodyte. Please. Even if it’s a lie.

Such a horror story but I love you for the “Rebecca” reference.

I always said I wanted to be a tree...and now I can; organic burial pods in which your mortal coil nourishes a sapling and becomes a tree. To me that’s the most wonderful thing imaginable. http://www.earthporm.com/bye-bye-coffin…

Um, I share a birthday with an ex-boyfriend’s wife. It bothers her a lot.

You should consider an on-line graduate degree in stabbynomics.

Interesting how people who chose lofty sounding professions like ethics professor, pastor, youth minister etc end up doing the opposite of what their title is meant to convey? So listen up kids, if you want to live an ethical life, don’t become an ethics professor, become Doctor of Evilology, Cruelty and Torture - -…

Now, to EAT the freaky little fucker...nom nom nom...

I’m not so sure why the first step wouldn’t be open the coffin in Stratford to see if the skull is actually missing....

As scary as Trump’s supporters are, they don’t come near the batshit insanity of anyone who listens to Ben Carson and thinks “solid reasoning, that. Yep, this is MY candidate”—that’s some next-level craziness.

They do seem to have a knack ill-timed entrances.