Cats...making humans look like total idiots since the Pharohs ruled.

When I was reading the submissions last week by the light of my kindle, my poor husband sleeping sweetly beside me, one of my FUCKING CATS decided that was precisely the right moment to slink out of the darkness and silently jump up on the bed, quickly peering over the kindled like “oh hai! Whachureadin?” and I…

I just created a Kinja account just to suggest you try Westchester County NY. The teacher’s salaries here are off the hook (as are our property taxes) relative to the rest of the US. The average here is around $75k. Its an expensive place to live, but there are pockets of very affordable towns (like Ossining-the HS…