I need a place to vent and this seems like the perfect place for it.

Nope, that’s me! :) GreyKing is just a refugee from some trollish MRA subreddit.

Every woman knows several guys like Trump and Gingrich: Over-impressed with themselves and convinced they are the arbiter of female attractiveness. They’re in negative numbers on the looks scale themselves, but won’t be seen with any woman that is not a 9-10 on the looks scale and at least twenty years younger.…

omg I love you!

What’s Donald Trump got to do with Tim Burton movies?

I think he does the “but I won’t have the right Victorian feel if there is diversity”. Which in an imaginary world matters not a bit.

I find your comment confusing. LOTR was fifteen years ago, filmed in NZ. Harry Potter had poc characters. People of color existed in England even back in Downton Abbey days.

Especially for a movie whose premise is literally “children from around the world who are peculiar are gathered onto an island for their own protection”. I read the book and as far as I remember all the characters were described as white and European, but there’s zero reason that had to be the case.

“huh, this was great, except it was a little too diverse.”

HONESTLY!!! TRULY!!!!!

With the same weird white people. (though I love HBC)

No offense to anyone with the name but is there something inherently defective with the name “Tim”? FWB- defective as hell. Friend from high school- defective suddenly super pro-life, rabidly catholic mansplainin’ twat. Guy down the street- defective and a possible attempted duck thief.

And he makes the same weird white people movies over and over and over...

- Tim Burton, basically.

This comment is going to be way the hell down so no one will see it, but just fyi, this is one of my favourite Jez articles ever.

DELUSIONAL.

Trumpanzees

Sine you’re talking about the taste in feminine glamour of a one-time professional wrestling promoter, I’m reminded of this quote:

The Miss Universe contest is rigged. The winner is always from Earth.

One of the best things about being a man is that I have no idea what my ass looks like. I have total ass unawareness, please dont take this from me.