Seth McFarlane is annoying but witty!

Seriously why. WHHHHHHHY HOW LONG ARE YOUR SHOWERS. She’s Kramer!

Poors!

I’m a strong proponent of the shower beer, but you have to drink it pretty fast.

I don’t eat in the shower because a) my shower is not room-sized and b) i don’t like it when my food tastes like water and shampoo.

I was living in LA going to USC when it happened. The local press went absolutely apeshit over it. It led the evening newscasts for days after it happened, then during the trial. She indeed didn’t give a shit, and actually got up on the stand explaining exactly how she had slapped the cop. Even funnier, the cop looked…

This is an accurate assessment. It was hilarious.

You don’t fuck with The Duchess

My mom doesn’t stop telling me about this story. She said it was a ridiculous media circus and Zsa Zsa ate it up and didn’t give half a shit about her “restitution”. Dude was rude so he got a slap.

Cocaine is absolutely physically addictive and this person is a troll.

Maybe you’re issue is OCD and not weed.

When my partner couldn’t get her meds she became violent. Does that mean she was addicted to Zoloft?

Can you cite that? Because I’m pretty sure that is absolute bullshit.

Your experience as a child is not a universal truth.

well I guess people should just pop benzos and gain actual dependencies.

Megyn Kelly showed up as she continues the long, slow march towards the end of her contract. Her coworker Sean Hannity took a break from shining Donald Trump’s shoes to ask him a few questions following the debate.

Someone’s got to step up and ask the always obvious question, “if I smeared toothpaste on a bunch of magazines can I be in an art show too?”

Wat.

I found the ceremony of smoking pot to be addicting, like preparing opium. The mere thought of lighting up brings back the experience of the senses.