I don’t think I know Brad Pitt on a personal level in any way shape or form.I didn’t say he doesn’t “seem like that”, I said he doesn’t “seem that...” and couldn’t really find a word. He just doesn’t seem particularly bizarre, edgy or interesting to me, for lack of a better term. Angelina Jolie was a real wild child…

I know. Like, I scrub myself all over, shave all of my body hair, shampoo, and deep condition when I shower. It takes maybe 15 minutes.

lmfao

“I mean I’m not, like, a crack doctor or anything, but...uh.”

“ the gall of Miley “give me a black sound” Cyrus”

No, it’s not pretty clear I was inferring that. You’re picking apart a hastily written post I made.

Where’s my, “I’ll take that shit never happened for $500 dollars, Alex” meme.

The two aren’t comparable at all.

I never said you did. I was referring to heroin when I said detox.

Weed addiction is about as real as being a shopaholic. Are there people who buy too many shoes and purses and shit before they pay rent? Yes. Is their fucking shopping “addiction” on par with being a heroin abuser? No.

Do you think you’re special because you’ve used drugs? So have I! I’ve detoxed from heroin five times and I went pretty much instantly from coke to crack.

Brad just doesn’t seem that...I don’t know. He seems like he kind of takes on the persona of who he dates/marries. He just doesn’t seem like that strong of a personality! Supervised visitation seems extreme. It makes me wonder what’s actually going on.

Donald Trump is the Republican nominee. The nation is becoming a parody of itself. TMZ making recommendations to DCFS regarding celebrity divorces seems sort of believable in this climate.

You sound completely ridiculous. Were you out committing crimes to get weed? Selling sex for it? Did you become homeless as a result of your addiction?

I mean, I’m not prepared to face life without my anti-depressants. Would anyone really call me addicted to them though? I go through severe emotional and mental issues within a matter of days if I don’t have them.

I don’t believe this. Everyone knows Internet Explorer sucks!

Weed addiction? Are you serious?

I’m a sex worker (nude model and webcam model) and all of this shock and horror every time a sex tape gets leaked cracks me up. Like, if I had a dollar or two every time someone saw a sex tape of me- oh wait, I do. I’m going to go cry into my pile of cash and flexible work hours.

Restaurant Person: We don’t have Coke, is Pepsi okay?
Every Coke Person Ever: Sure. I don’t have real money to pay, so is Monopoly money okay?

I don’t think Nicole was bashing young parenthood, she’s just looking at her own experience and feeling like she was very young to have 2 children. She had two kids in her 20s and then 2 more when she was in her late 30s-early 40s. She’s comparing her own experiences being a young parent and an older one.