I can only remember them from the stage shows. There’s one in which randos from the audience slide sharp swords into a barrel at particular specified angles. At the end of the trick, the audience is allowed to see into the barrel, and you can see that if anyone decided to be a joker or something, they would have…

Yeah, dating someone taller than me isn’t something I typically have a problem with because most guys are taller than me (I’m about 5'2"), but I can imagine it’s not enviable. The attitude some guys get when they feel inferior in some way isn’t pretty at all :(

I blame these fuckers.

Good lord, he looks like a video game character.

I opt to have the Mountain be my champion.

Yeah, or he could stop jacking up prices on life-saving medicines. I dunno, it’s hard to decide which is a better way of honoring the kid.

Helping sick people and punching douchebags?

I’d laugh if the entire Wu-Tang Clan bought all the tickets.

I will only donate under the following conditions:

Can’t he just give money to their family and be done with it?

If I won this I would donate my punch to an NFL linebacker.

Growth spurt? Fuck. I feel like I’ve been short my whole life. I never got tall, I just got boobs one day.

“Tight end.” Hehehehe

Where is her belly button, tho?

No belly button. Conspiracy.

Mine came in saggy. I was 11 and they were already drooping. It’s been a real fun life.

A much more powerful message. Thanks for sharing.

I don’t blame her. As a woman, I recognize and mourn the fact you only have so many years before your girls drop on you.

I have a vague memory of reading somewhere she was homeschooled and comes from a super religious family which I feel explains a lot.

Good trump description. Also, my phone won’t capitalize “trump” because it knows.