What kind of stunts does Penn do? I’ve seen a couple of his magic acts on YouTube, but I’m really more familiar with him from Bullshit!

I’m afraid of what kind of monster cock could be in those shorts.

I’m tall for a woman at 5'10 and sometimes it’s cool, sometimes it’s not. It is funny when men realize they can’t stare down at me (half the time or more they have to look UP at me) as they’re trying to be superior douches.

A relationship...but on steroids!

I suppose that’s possible, there are just SO many photos of her and James Haven smooching- not just that night at the Oscars. I have normal relationships in my family and a couple abnormal ones (broken homes and drugs can lead to people behaving oddly) and their body language seems very ABNORMAL to me.

But they do rapidly expand when placed in a liquid (like water or a very heavy period flow).

Drop one in a bowl of water.

I fucking died at “the ex-brother-in-law who regularly posts memes that were debunked by Snopes two years previously”. A+++ This might be better than the guy I went to high school with who posted a rant against BlackLiveMatter and referred to slavery as “an opportunity to work”.

I’m honestly embarrassed that he’s the GOP nominee. I never said that about Bush even though I really didn’t like him, but this is ridiculous. What is happening? I feel like I’m living in a parody of real life.

I totally forgot Michele Bachmann was a thing.

You just BLEW my mind. First of all, huge AbFab fan. Second of all, I remember that episode SO clearly. They bring a gift to their house in the flashback and the minimalist couple just get these looks on their faces like “fuck where do we put this”.

I kind of did. They seemed very in love and Angelina has said in interviews how Brad and her kids were her only friends. I guess in retrospect, things happened really quickly between them and no matter how much money you have, 6 kids must be a tremendous amount of stress.

Not everyone wants to be around people all the time (or even some of the time) so I don’t really see how that makes him a dick. However, if he is shitty to his fans that really not cool.

I’m the Ghost of Aaron Carter’s Career and I approve this message.

Absolutely. I definitely have issues spending money on aesthetics or things that aren’t technically completely necessary to live.

I love how you added “owned by the church”.

I feel you sister. When you live in a shithole (a true shithole) as a child you are SO envious of people with “normal” houses. It’s the dream to have a not disgusting home.

Flea infested trailer that smelled of cat piss, broken family, and two siblings with mental disabilities here. Very isolated childhood/adolescence, mom had to work so much she couldn’t supervise us and dad wasn’t around.