Thank you. I feel not only proud, but validated.

I applaud you for being a mental terrorist, but deplore you for destroying the cuteness of tots.

A friend of mine’s dad used to drunkenly stumble into his room after being out all night, wake him up, and sit down on his bed for fatherly chats. For whatever reason, they always ended with him slurring out, “And son...remember. NO FAT CHICKS.”

Priorities, okay? Priorities. And porn without warning.

Yeah, I don’t buy it. My brother is 6'3 and at 210 pounds is bulky, but slim. I know fat is less dense than muscle, but still...

You ruined toddlers for me.

Oh, trolling on AOL. You brought back so many memories of my misspent youth.

I’ll buy that.

This comment isn’t getting nearly enough attention.

I even made my high school boyfriend a “7th Heave” monopoly game that satired the CamVerse.

Escalated quickly.

A childhood friend of mine had a very religious mother. She believed ailments and addictions and pretty much everything were caused by a demon or was the result of being a shitty person and God punishing me. Her mom told my mom God was punishing her when my brother died right after birth for getting a divorce and that…

I realize that might have sounded a tad hot under the collar and I appreciate your kind response.

I’m not even remotely religious and I’d often cackle and pause to mock the heavy-handedness, BUT- The show was kind of an escape for me. My ex and I had unhappy, dysfunctional families and obviously serious issues ourselves. Camden world was just so perfect and I wished Reverend Camden was my dad. So, yeah. I feel…

https://specialolympicsblog.wordpress.com/2012/10/23/an-open-letter-to-ann-coulter/

I’m not trying to pearl clutch, but my younger brother is cognitively impaired and that word is honestly pretty hurtful- to both of us. He knows retarded is an old-fashioned word for cognitively impaired and it really bothers him when people call someone “retarded” when they mean someone’s a stupid jackass.

Did you Inigo Montoya him because that word doesn’t mean what he think it means?

Indeed.

I died and am dead now. This is being posted from beyond the grave.

When I was in prison I was pretty much forced to watch The Big Bang Theory (or stay in my very small, small cell 24/7 and not have any rec). The TV was essentially stuck on one channel. Months and months of nothing but the big bang theory.