Crisis on Infinite Christmases

That's an Ivanka cardboard standee. You can tell by the lifeless eyes and that she's in the same position in each shot.

This has seemed pretty inevitable for the last couple of months, but I’m still kind of taken aback by how open the opportunity was for her and how completely she squandered it.

I like the shot of Barry and Kara standing next to each other, their superhero best friendship is one of the best things in the ArrowVerse.

Thank you for your service. 

The only good think about “Judge” Pirro is the material she provides to Cecily Strong.

This time last year, her First Lady Collection photo shoot (Fall ‘19) was “Sub-Saharan colonialist glam”.

I just want everyone to take a deep breath.

It actually...kinda works on her. The eyebrows pull it all together. 

If only we could be getting a play by play of the debate by the Splinter team. A blog, if you will, with real-time comments. You could even call it a “live blog”.

The whales won’t put up with this.

Let’s recap:

You play a Slazenger 1, don’t you Mr. Trump? This is a Slazenger 7.

Samara Weaving, for when you want to cast Margot Robbie but you don’t quite have a Margot Robbie budget. 

Every time younger people mock people my age for being so excited about this movie, I want to yell at them “You can’t understand what it was like to spend 15 years with those first three movies as the only Star Wars there was!”

Delevingne is a big red flag for any production at this point.  

The more I see of this, the more I wish we were just getting another season of Scream Queens instead.

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I recognized Jeremiah Johnson the first time I saw the Meme. Comes with the territory growing up in the 70's and 80's with a mother who used to say that Robert Redford could park his boots under her bed any ol’ time.

Jennifer Garner is down at the border working with Save the Children (the first time in its storied history that organization has had to set up shop inside the US). She’s literally the anti-Melania.