he isn’t listening to his debate prep and he’s “set in his ways,”

They’re British sheep.  Stiff upper lip, “Keep Calm and Carry On”, etc.

Daisy to Fitz & Simmons once they’re all reunited:

“looks classy, the classiest. I’ll take 12"

This is just all kinds of fucked up! 

Felicity was the smart one. Nip it in the bud, take her medicine, move on, kids won’t have to testify against her, and now all the heat is on Aunt Becky.

“500 ml of Kristen Cavallari”?

Can we just go back to this face and stop with the painful attempts at being edgy? Please?

“If he was smart, he would’ve put his name on it,” Trump said, according to three sources briefed on the exchange. “You’ve got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you.”

Does Trump think that they had modern architecture techniques and tools available in Washington’s time?  Does he know what Washington’s time was?  Does he know what time is?

I’m honestly astounded that this isn’t satire.

Miller is the administration official that most sounds like the talking heads Trump hears when watching Fox all day.

Guy who demanded another President’s birth certificate, which candidates are not usually asked for, refuses to divulge his tax returns, which candidates are usually only too happy to provide.

Buy an island and fill it with rescue dogs.

I’m a man, the last hair cut I paid for was before my wedding 11 years ago. I’m on my second set of clippers in that timeframe. I can’t even guess how much money I’ve saved. It helps that my haircut is a buzzcut, so incredibily basic.

I would be shocked if she wasn’t pitching the Hallmark Channel who suddenly has huge gaps in their programming schedule and some of the best numbers in cable right now.

Is the secret something other than the glaringly obvious twist that Linda Cardellini is responsible for Christina Applegate’s husband’s hit-and-run death? Please?

I truly wish that the promo for this episode hadn’t spoiled Dupergirl’s attack on the White House.

The hover-text on that one is awesome.