Ironically, the X-Files gave us the answer to that question.

Mila Kunis had legs.

sorry but on this side on the pond we’re partial to Fred and his fake heart attacks...it’s the big one, i’m coming Elizabeth

I wholeheartedly support the wearing of chucks on red carpets

But I thought they made great alarm clocks?

They should’ve invited Jesse Jackson back.

No thanks, I’d like to be able to masturbate to Stormy Daniels again at some point without the Donald showing up and ruining everything.

Sounds neat. I think I’ll give it a try!

They have a (meal) plan.

Onto its roof.

Outside of a professional laundry, the only people likely to plop down $1000 for this machine probably have hired help anyway.

Kiri-kin-tha’s First Law of Metaphysics is that “Nothing unreal exists”

“The Simpsons (Fox, 8 p.m.): Special time”

Load of crap. The Buffalo soldiers of Blackdom were not just experienced vets, they legendary (if their reputations were to be believed). They had the advantage of home field, experience, AND surprise... and they got whipped. The Griffin gang lost, what maybe five men? The whole sequence was contrived, lacking in…

Bradley Whitford is one of the good ones. In fact, he’d have voted for Obama for a third time if possible.

I hate Trump as much as the next guy, The problem is that he didn’t tweet that:

(holds up sign) “Not Penny’s Security Company”

The daughter at least has her shit mostly together

Hm. How about, “Amanda Knox Writes Tribute to the Dead Roommate She Did Not Murder Ten Years Ago”?