Why the change?

No cookie born of cake can call itself a proper cookie, for they are bastards and cannot inherit from their mother’s rightful husband, who is bread.

The person who decided to sing Hallelujah as Clinton was not the person in charge of booking Trump as a guest.

I am a beer snob, you drink whatever the hell you want. As long as you are happy and not hurting anyone you do not need to explain yourself to anyone.

This is horrible, and seriously so gross. On a brighter note, I encourage all of you to check out Natalie Morales in one of the greatest one-season wonders of all time, The Middleman. Crime-fighting! Camp! A pancake shop called “Batter of the Bulge”!

They did a big article on it yesterday.

Diana’s reaction to ice cream is my everything.

Don’t jinx it!

of history’s most iconic and smoldering unconsummated romances

You guys need a WHAT NOW banner to put over your lead images, because it’s often to tell which terrible thing is leading the round up... and which is just another terrible thing with it’s own post.

I am totally embracing celibacy too, whether I want it or not.

This is so irresponsible. All this sort of thing does is lessen people’s readiness for when a REAL sharknado happens.

Better idea:

Confession: the more I hear this song, the more I like it. I don’t want to like it but the heart wants what it wants.

I really don’t think I should be praised for this one. I’m kinda disgusted with myself here.

Can you picture yourself under any circumstances putting Trump’s head in your mouth?

PRAISE TO ALMIGHTY SET, OPHION THE GREAT SERPENT. MAY HE DEVOUR THE WORLD IN HIS BOTTOMLESS HUNGER. SUTEKH, TIAMAT, GRANT US OBLIVION, GRANDFATHER SNAKE.

TWO Dane Dehaan/Cara Delevingne movies in one summer?

Wow...I can 100% relate to this game.

That’s exactly why I believe that’s how this went down. lol That really seems like what went through his brain before sending out that tweet.