Rumour has it, she’s also having an affair with Donald. Many people are saying this. Many very fine people are saying this.

His target audience heard him loud & clear:

He’s just spitballing here. My guess is that he feels Mueller closing in, and is casting desperately about for a “Wag the Dog” - type distraction. If we are lucky, he has already been informed by the adults that he will not be permitted to start a war with North Korea, so he’s casting about for something else to…

I keep forgetting that Oklahoma City was carried out by disgruntled members of Saddam’s Republican Guard and not that dead white dude and his associate who’s rotting in Supermax.

No, no, you got it all wrong. Amelia Earhart was Jack the Ripper, and she disappeared to cover up the growing speculation that she was an immortal who murdered prostitutes.

Ripper is alive and well and was responsible for the Bowling Green Massacre.

This is not sad. This is very important character motivation stuff to complete the puzzle and push Elon Musk into full blown super villain territory. Yeah, it’s cliche for it to all fall apart over a woman, but formulas are formulas for a reason. They work.

That’s the best advertisement Rubbermaid could ever have. “TOUGH ENOUGH FOR A MOTHERFUCKING POLAR BEAR.”

three “female senators from the Northeast,”

That’s why these things are decided by the Electoral College

Super loving the styling on Hela. It’s like the Lady of Lorien’s goth sister. GaBADriel.

That article is two years old.

be careful! your body only has a finite amount of energy and exercise will RUIN that.

1) I am unable to keep up with rapper names and genuinely thought Ferrari in question was the Italian car maker, so trying to parse what I was reading was... Difficult at the beginning.

“You also weren’t alive then. None of us were.

I’m to the point where the only thing I found surprising about this is that he’s figured out how to embed a video in a tweet.

After seeing what Plaza did on Legion, this movie should be quite interesting.

How did this not move to a judgement by supermajority regarding the jury (in the UK 10-2 is an acceptable verdict)?

Neither does he.

Shaun of the Dead, but mostly just here to say that sleek bob does wonders for her.