I think that joke is pretty much a textbook Dad joke, which, at long last, George gets to make.

Nothing. Leave me alone with my phone, weird coffee shop guy.

MACRON: How is it that your clothes fit so impeccably? You must tell me!

This is brilliant and amazing. You keep outdoing yourself with your introspective masterpieces, I think this is the best one yet!

We don’t have a parliamentary system. If Pence gets in, only impeachment can remove him before 2020. He’s not only overly religious but competent, unlike Tweetolini, meaning he’ll pass draconian budgets along with Paul Ryan that slash the social safety net, so he has to be kept out of the White House.

There are plenty of excellent reasons to hate Trump. But when they go after him for stuff like this, it just reinforces Trump’s own message that the press is petty and out to get him.

Has there ever been a giant Easter Bunny costume that did NOT look creepy? They’re almost as bad as clowns.

Yes

The woman (assuming she is NYPD? There’s a badge on her chest but she’s wearing one of those weird asymmetrical jackets) with the bun in the glasses? Her face says it all.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

¿Dónde está el baño?

I’m beginning to think that local morning shows would be a great way to live out all the fantasies I was never too good to actually, you know, do in real life.

Please tell me I’m not the only one that Googled what ramp is. Melissa’s Produce tells me this:

Sesame Street has the sweet, sweet HBO money now. If CTW funding goes under, just expect more dragons and robot hookers.

Yay!

I’m willing to wager good money that this will not be in the top 20 bizarre things that happen in Walmart parking lots in Florida in 2018.

^^^This. We have one really nice theater near us (reclining seats and a ban for under-18s after 9 pm HEYO!) but it’s expensive. If I’m going to pay for the price of a ticket, it’s because the movie experience is improved by seeing it with a state-of-the-art sound system on an enormous screen. Most movies nominated for…

Why bother with a theater when you can just watch them at home (about) three months after their release?

Per Gawker policy, the only way to be financially successful is to be an awful human being who will be up against the wall come the revolution. Nobody ever comes by money through honesty, talent, or hard work.

This is all to say that they shot Bring It On at my high school and it probably wouldn’t have happened if Betsy DeVos were the Secretary of Education.