Better idea:

Confession: the more I hear this song, the more I like it. I don’t want to like it but the heart wants what it wants.

I really don’t think I should be praised for this one. I’m kinda disgusted with myself here.

Can you picture yourself under any circumstances putting Trump’s head in your mouth?

PRAISE TO ALMIGHTY SET, OPHION THE GREAT SERPENT. MAY HE DEVOUR THE WORLD IN HIS BOTTOMLESS HUNGER. SUTEKH, TIAMAT, GRANT US OBLIVION, GRANDFATHER SNAKE.

TWO Dane Dehaan/Cara Delevingne movies in one summer?

Wow...I can 100% relate to this game.

That’s exactly why I believe that’s how this went down. lol That really seems like what went through his brain before sending out that tweet.

Rumour has it, she’s also having an affair with Donald. Many people are saying this. Many very fine people are saying this.

His target audience heard him loud & clear:

He’s just spitballing here. My guess is that he feels Mueller closing in, and is casting desperately about for a “Wag the Dog” - type distraction. If we are lucky, he has already been informed by the adults that he will not be permitted to start a war with North Korea, so he’s casting about for something else to…

I keep forgetting that Oklahoma City was carried out by disgruntled members of Saddam’s Republican Guard and not that dead white dude and his associate who’s rotting in Supermax.

No, no, you got it all wrong. Amelia Earhart was Jack the Ripper, and she disappeared to cover up the growing speculation that she was an immortal who murdered prostitutes.

Ripper is alive and well and was responsible for the Bowling Green Massacre.

This is not sad. This is very important character motivation stuff to complete the puzzle and push Elon Musk into full blown super villain territory. Yeah, it’s cliche for it to all fall apart over a woman, but formulas are formulas for a reason. They work.

That’s the best advertisement Rubbermaid could ever have. “TOUGH ENOUGH FOR A MOTHERFUCKING POLAR BEAR.”

three “female senators from the Northeast,”

That’s why these things are decided by the Electoral College

Super loving the styling on Hela. It’s like the Lady of Lorien’s goth sister. GaBADriel.

That article is two years old.