be careful! your body only has a finite amount of energy and exercise will RUIN that.

1) I am unable to keep up with rapper names and genuinely thought Ferrari in question was the Italian car maker, so trying to parse what I was reading was... Difficult at the beginning.

“You also weren’t alive then. None of us were.

I’m to the point where the only thing I found surprising about this is that he’s figured out how to embed a video in a tweet.

After seeing what Plaza did on Legion, this movie should be quite interesting.

How did this not move to a judgement by supermajority regarding the jury (in the UK 10-2 is an acceptable verdict)?

Neither does he.

Shaun of the Dead, but mostly just here to say that sleek bob does wonders for her.

I think that joke is pretty much a textbook Dad joke, which, at long last, George gets to make.

Nothing. Leave me alone with my phone, weird coffee shop guy.

MACRON: How is it that your clothes fit so impeccably? You must tell me!

This is brilliant and amazing. You keep outdoing yourself with your introspective masterpieces, I think this is the best one yet!

We don’t have a parliamentary system. If Pence gets in, only impeachment can remove him before 2020. He’s not only overly religious but competent, unlike Tweetolini, meaning he’ll pass draconian budgets along with Paul Ryan that slash the social safety net, so he has to be kept out of the White House.

There are plenty of excellent reasons to hate Trump. But when they go after him for stuff like this, it just reinforces Trump’s own message that the press is petty and out to get him.

Has there ever been a giant Easter Bunny costume that did NOT look creepy? They’re almost as bad as clowns.

Yes

The woman (assuming she is NYPD? There’s a badge on her chest but she’s wearing one of those weird asymmetrical jackets) with the bun in the glasses? Her face says it all.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

¿Dónde está el baño?

I’m beginning to think that local morning shows would be a great way to live out all the fantasies I was never too good to actually, you know, do in real life.